I've got this joke from my friend via email, nice to share loh...hahahahaha....
NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS:
NATIONAL INSTANT FOOD :
NATIONAL BREAKFAST :
NATIONAL LUNCH :
NATIONAL SUPPER :
Roti Canai & Teh Tarik
NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE:
NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION:
NATIONAL APHRODISIAC DRINK:
Stout. Many Malaysian men swear by it. But then after a few pints they start swearing at everything...
NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (MEN):
NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN):
NATIONAL CURE FOR DIARRHOEA :
Cap Kaki Tiga. Down one bottle with warm water and you are all "dried Up"
NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES:
Panadol. The "cure for all". If it fails we have another secret weapon : Tiger Balm.
NATIONAL CURE FOR NAUSEA :
Moh Fah Kor.
NATIONAL CURE FOR DIZZINESS:
Minyak Angin Cap Kapak.
NATIONAL CAUSE OF DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
NATIONAL INSTANT CURE FOR DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
The sight of a police road block.
NATIONAL WATCH :
Petaling Street"boutique" watch
NATIONAL WATCH FOR YUPPIES :
Petaling Street"boutique" Rolex
NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP:
Anywhere. As long as it is not your house.
NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUNCED NAME:
Carrefour. Sometimes even pronounced as Carry 4!
On second thoughts, why bother pronouncing those French brands like Peugeot, Renault or Citroen correctly.
I think it sounds better,when the local mechanics say "Pew Jeot".
When I was in school, Milo was always 'Mee Lo', now that I'm sophisticated, I say "My Lo".
So don't be embarassed saying "Carry 4" when the Mat Sallehs shamelessly pronounce orang utan as "rangutan"