MALAYSIAN EXCUSES ~Jokes~

I've got this joke from my friend via email, nice to share loh...hahahahaha....

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS:

Ajinomoto

NATIONAL INSTANT FOOD :

Maggi Mee.

NATIONAL BREAKFAST :

Nasi Lemak

NATIONAL LUNCH :

Nasi Ayam


NATIONAL SUPPER :

Roti Canai & Teh Tarik


NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE:

Traffic Jam.


NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION:

Pineapple.

NATIONAL APHRODISIAC DRINK:

Stout. Many Malaysian men swear by it. But then after a few pints they start swearing at everything...

NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (MEN):

Food Poisoning.


NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN):

Menstrual Pain


NATIONAL CURE FOR DIARRHOEA :

Cap Kaki Tiga. Down one bottle with warm water and you are all "dried Up"


NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES:

Panadol. The "cure for all". If it fails we have another secret weapon : Tiger Balm.


NATIONAL CURE FOR NAUSEA :

Moh Fah Kor.

NATIONAL CURE FOR DIZZINESS:

Minyak Angin Cap Kapak.

NATIONAL CAUSE OF DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):

Happy Hours.

NATIONAL INSTANT CURE FOR DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):

The sight of a police road block.

NATIONAL WATCH :

Petaling Street"boutique" watch

NATIONAL WATCH FOR YUPPIES :

Petaling Street"boutique" Rolex

NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP:

Anywhere. As long as it is not your house.


NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUNCED NAME:

Carrefour. Sometimes even pronounced as Carry 4!

On second thoughts, why bother pronouncing those French brands like Peugeot, Renault or Citroen correctly.

I think it sounds better,when the local mechanics say "Pew Jeot".

When I was in school, Milo was always 'Mee Lo', now that I'm sophisticated, I say "My Lo".

So don't be embarassed saying "Carry 4" when the Mat Sallehs shamelessly pronounce orang utan as "rangutan"