Wednesday, November 30, 2005

What Kind of Flirt Are You?

You Are a Friendly Flirt!

You are quite the flirt, but you don't flirt with just anyone.

And you hardly ever get caught, because your flirting seems so friendly.

You've got a good thing going. Tons of friends, both guys and girls.

And if you do decide to flirt, hardly anyone's the wiser. Pretty trick!

What Kind of Flirt Are You? Take This Quiz :-)

Find the Love of Your Life
(and More Love Quizzes) at Your New Romance.

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Honeymoon week

This week gonna be my "honeymoon" week in office. do you know why?
The very good reason is my "pushy" boss is on leave for one whole week. so everyone gonna be so happy about it, without him we can work in peace. He always "kan cheong"..pathentic person. Will make the whole damn situation become worst and panic.. As u know if one is not capable enough, always worry that people come to challenge and mess around. Always need to take credits, bullshitting to cover his own ass as well as "apple polishing" to the top management in order to survive in peace. Whenever something bad happened, he will create a havoc.. actually just a small issue he will make it big! screw everyone in his team, demotivate us. Not even give us solutions..but ask us for solutions indeed. Sometimes just do something really stewpiak where else no one will understand except his goodself. The way he communicate to you, you need some times to digest it and re-phrase what he really wanna to express himself. Most of the people mentioned to me, they don't really understand his superb "pakisenglish", like rojak language. @#$%#$%#$^$% So i need to pay extra attention to listen what he really wan to talk about. Sometimes he just can't use simple english and used up the wrong english term. Gosh!
He not even can dial others phone number to call up others, need go thru me to dial or operator. He not even can communicate with his staff as well, i become the media to channel / convey the message. Now eventhough he is on leave but keep calling my mobile, damn it!
He used to call me 7 times per day during last year christmas, for nothing. SMS me non stop want me to remember to remind him this n that when i back to work. Come on, what's the purpose u bought a PDA phone for? Hello idiot, i was on leave, pls DND!!! WTF?!
Imagine he called me up in 12 a.m midnight asked me :"where are you huh? my wireless mouse at home is not working now, i can't shut down my pc!" Ass hole, of coz i back home already what. I told him just plug off the main switch, otherwise is your batery running out, to change new one and reset your mouse and make sure the sensor is working as well. really big motherfucker!
well well well, i really hope this week times will going to pass very slow ..slow..then i can enjoy my sweet honeymoon period without any hassle.

Monday, November 28, 2005

Would you go on a blind date?

Do you ever go for a blind date before?
Come on, be honest.
What's so called blind date?
Quick Definitions: a participant in a blind date (someone you meet for the first
time when you have a date with them) noun: a date with a stranger
With the Internet, the blind date is vanishing.

Typing fingers have replaced sweaty palms. Computer chimes substitute for
awkward silences. And Internet supersleuths who want to know what they're
getting into are phasing out the blind date.

You can get online to research a person and find out who they are before meeting them,It's never really a blind date anymore. Using the Web to research people before making contact is becoming the norm for many people. They want to see everything from a potential date's picture to his or her credit history. Love might be many things, but with the Web, blind doesn't have to be one of them.

Technological improvements made possible another way of imagining human relationships. Before, dating was the product of fate, luck and the quest for romance.
Now, some would-be daters want to imagine a world where you take the fate and luck aspects out and put in some sort of rationality. Technology has made anonymity largely a thing of the past. The Internet is now the little black book, a clearinghouse to meet and research potential dates.

It's bit "creepy" to know little details about a person before a first date. So you have to discover a person by yourself, whether he /she is trustworthy as a friend.
At the end of the day, what matters in dating is how well people get along and whether they're attracted to one another.

You can exchange photo before you decide whether wanna to meet up or not. But sometimes, it seems to be fun if you don't really want to bother how the person look like, just bring your excited feel to make a friend. Also, it would give some spaces for fantasizing... :P Why not? Or you wanna to pray "prank", hide at one of the corner call up the person, if you are able to identify the person but you out of suddenly don't feel wanna to meet up, then u just can disappear like that. *sounds very bad yeah* don't you feel sinful? hahaha...

I did go for blind date. *wink*
Why? erm..may be life is bit boring, wanna spice up my social circle, no harm to get know more friends.
But i been to anti-social sometimes..wondering why as well? Sometimes i just feel wanna to see anyone beside only go to work and back home. Everything just deal on phone calls or computer screen if possible. Well, sometimes i am a FREAK!

I've met up many net friends, dun't get me wrong, i'm not prune towards my net friends. Some of them really good in reality, is a gem. Some you not even can "click" with, then just say hi and go then. Some become my buddy in my life, whenever i need help they will try their best to help me up. Sometimes i do need a good listener, then one will be there for me to share my thoughts and listen to me. There are some people i know for years but i dun even want to meet them up. I've dun have the urge to do so, wondering why?

But..But.. must be careful, don't fall into the trap yeah.. You can't avoid to meet up someone is pervert and desperate one. Just be alert! Watch out ur ass.

So, boys and gals, what is your comment? Tell me about yours...

Hear What Oprah Had To Say About Men

If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away.
If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay.
Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior.
Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache.
Stop trying to change yourself
for a relationship that's not meant to be.
Slower is better.
Never live your life for a man
before you find what makes you truly happy.
If a relationship ends because
the man was not treating you as you deserve,
then heck no, you can't "be friends".
A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend.
Don't settle.
If you feel like he is stringing you along,
then he probably is.
Don't stay because you think "it will get better."
You'll be mad at yourself a year later
for staying when things are not better.
The only person you can control in a relationship is YOU.
Avoid men who've got a bunch of children
by a bunch of different women.
He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant,
why would he treat you any differently?
Always have your own set of friends separate from his.
Maintain boundaries in how a guy treats you.
If something bothers you, speak up.
Never let a man know everything.
He will use it against you later.
You cannot change a man's behavior.
Change comes from within.
Don't EVER make him feel he is more important than you are...
even if he has more education or in a better job.
Do not make him into a quasi-god.
He is a man, nothing more nothing less.
Never let a man define who you are.
Never borrow someone else's man.
If he cheated with you, he'll cheat on you.
A man will only treat you the way
you ALLOW him to treat you.
All men are NOT dogs. You should not be
the one doing all the bending...
compromise is two way street.
You need time to heal between relationships...
there is nothing cute about baggage...
deal with your issues before pursuing a new relationship.
You should never look for someone to COMPLETE you...
a relationship consists of two WHOLE individuals...
look for someone complimentary...not supplementary.
Dating is fun...
even if he doesn't turn out to be Mr. Right.
Make him miss you sometimes...
when a man always know where you are,
and you're always readily available to him -
he takes it for granted.
Never move into his mother's house.
Never co-sign for a man.
Don't fully commit to a man
who doesn't give you everything that you need.
Keep him in your radar but get to know others.
Share this with other women and men (just so they know)...

You'll make someone smile,
another rethink her choices,
and another woman prepare.

They say it takes a minute to find a special person,
an hour to appreciate them,
a day to love them and an entire lifetime to forget them.

Malaysian Driver

Hi! This is for all u drivers out there! No Offence!

1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: IPOH driver

2. One hand on wheel, one hand out the window with cigarette: KEPONG driver.

3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: DOWNTOWN KUALA LUMPUR driver

4. One hand on wheel, one hand on parang, foot solidly on accelerator: JOHOR driver.

5. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, hands-free on the lap: BANGSAR driver.

6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: FOREIGNER, driving in MALAYSIA.

7. One hand on 12 oz. Double shot latte, one knee on wheel, talking on cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic: SUBANG JAYA DRIVER ... on the Federal Highway!

8. One hand on wheel, one hand on passengers head rest, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing rambutans or durian shells out the window: KARAK HIGHWAY ... KUANTAN driver.

9. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, READY-TO-KILL attitude, rear window stickers read "Make my day", beer cans on floor, wedding ribbon still attached to antenna: CONSTRUCTION SITE ... PUCHONG driver!

10.One hand on the handphone, another hand picking nose, One leg on the dash board, another leg crossed on the seat with a beer can in the middle turning anywhere he likes, parking anywhere he likes, in fact, driving anywhere he likes. Aaahhh ... this is a heaven for drivers ... welcome to PENANG!

11. Two hands gripping tightly to the wheel, eyes glued on the windscreen, alternately stepping on the accelerator and brakes every 5 seconds. WOMAN DRIVER!

12. One hand on wheel, the other hand on the hand brakes, honking and swearing at slow and inexperienced city drivers swerving at every corner all the way up to the mountains, tossing petai and cabbage at the back seat to left and right. CAMERON HIGHLANDS DRIVER!

13. Squeezing and weaving and driving the wrong way on one-way streets and running over garbage bags but still managing to avoid getting honked at or killing anyone (besides the occasional bump on the head!) KANCIL DRIVER!

Heheh... hope u guys enjoyed this..






































Do you miss me?

[11:41:59 PM] mocking bird says: miss me?
[11:56:36 PM] Jo@nn says: why miss ya
[11:56:59 PM] mocking bird says: asking u...miss or not...
[11:57:21 PM] Jo@nn says: i duno
[11:57:26 PM] mocking bird says: huh?
[11:57:29 PM] Jo@nn says: too many people ask me this question today
[11:57:35 PM] mocking bird says: dun wanna me be ur bf?
[12:00:46 AM] Jo@nn says: y u wan to bcome my bf
[12:00:47 AM] Jo@nn says: lol
[12:00:54 AM] mocking bird says: i like u
[12:01:42 AM] Jo@nn says: if everyone said he like me
[12:01:46 AM] Jo@nn says: i need to bcome his gf?
[12:01:48 AM] Jo@nn says: u must b kidding me

I'm being so sick to answer this kind of question again..coz in a day 3 people asked me the same question " DO U MISS ME?"
Why not you straight away tell me that you do miss me instead of want me to answer first that i miss you then u only see my reaction and give me ur answer?
I wondering someone never meet me before and tell me he miss me alots! what a ridiculous statement! I don't fool around with emotion..don't have such time and energy to fool with my feeling and love as well.
If you call me and tell me that you miss me, you miss my voice..that i can understand if you do really know me in person. Just dun simply bullshit me that you miss me if you know nothing about me!!!
and always force me to answer such a silly question again and again everyday..everytime..If i say i don't really miss you, you will get upset that why i don't and u do?
If you have gut, come and tell me straight forward that you really do miss me and come drop by see me for a drink for GOD SAKE! If i don't call or sms you, u might think of i heartless being a fren like that way. If i do keep disturbing, you will feel so annoying. I better keep myself far away from social circle then.. let u all miss me like nuts yeah..!
Sometimes i really don't know what you all really want from me and how i gonna to answer this type of question!?
I really do appreciate someone truly can remember me and do miss me as a friend here indeed!

"Are you thinking of me?
Are our minds on the same thing?
These feelings inside,
So new, yet so tender.
At least I can remember."

Sunday, November 27, 2005

Fruitful Sunday

Today i was sleeping for almost half a day..but on and off i woke up..coz phone calls..dun ask me why?coz i always get not enuff sleep during weekdays..
Finally, 3pm something Elijah called up to confirm the appointment with me, so i have no choice need to get up. hahaa...
Firstly, need to do my house chores, just sweep the floor...cooked some noodle to stuff my stomach up. Then enjoy my shower time..yo hoo...
5.20pm rushed out from house, need to reach TESCO by 5.30pm. Guess what, Elijah was bit late..Hehehee...
Then we heading to mid valley for The Machinist. As per Elijah this is a nice movie, so must watch it. Finally found a parking lot, rushed to cinema ..GOSH! we saw long Q at ticketing counter, just Q up, half way just gave up...we decide just forget about it. We went for coffee better still.
Then we saw Treasure Fleet the Adventures of Zheng He (Laksamana Cheng Ho) photo exhibition by renowned National Geographic Photographer, Michael Yamashita. We just pop in for while to check out anything interesting. This Zheng He's program will be featured on 11 December at 8pm on Astro Channel 52. Don't miss it!!
We enjoyed our ice blended at coffee bean and talk crap there. Elijah chat about Malaysian drivers..really barbarian..all drive like mad cow..ahhaa..and we shared about some thoughts of what's wrong with malaysian now..anyway, we no need to give a fuck to government, coz whatever they said we can't make any changes! just be alert and do our best to make our life happy. Pointless to give a hope towards the lame government! if compare to other countries..we still need lots of improvement. But somehow we have many lamer..MR NATO (no action talk only) out there..sigh..what to do huh? So whenever my fren who are working in oversea, i've told them not to come back for good here..will be regreted for sure..better stay there dun come back to Malaysia. haha...
Then we walked around for window shopping, we went ACE hardware shop. Elijah is a gem, he really shared with me something about car!! well, at first i dun really give a shit wanna to know, coz i know nothing about car thingy, i just know how to start my car and drive it away. He showed me this n that and told me this n that..what a fruitful day that i learn piece and pieces from him. Also, he helped me to get something i really looking for it..erm..i was looking for it for past one year, finally i got it! Wahlao..thanks alot Elijah! He helped me to get fold-down 4-way lug wrench for my car tyrer which i lost it long time ago. This 4-way lug wrench suitable for 17, 19,21 & 23mm car tyrer's nuts. So i no need to worry canot suit for my car. *wink*
phew....what a fruitful day..^o^

Saturday, November 26, 2005


This morning i woke up late..of coz i know will be late to work..*grin*
yeah..i know better than others. why i so tired ? anyway, i always can't wake up on time, coz love to lying on bed..wasting times..cuddle pillows..
Today is cultural day, so i can wear Malaysia traditional clothes..let see, today no mood to wear baju kurung, ok..i know it's bit late to be picky, so i just pick a cheongsam design (sam fu) blouse with a black skirt...done my make up and hair..ready to go...QUICK QUICK...
so i just drove my car..heading the highway..i hope today should be a blissful day..since i was so stressed out for past few days and being so "kek sam" and pissed off (bcoz of my BOSS). La la la la...on my favourite CD..listening to the song..while i reached the SMART TAG lane, how come i canot go thru one? Oppss...what a shame! i forgot to put up my smart tag on screen..damn.. thanks god the car behind me came so close to me, end up the system read his card, so i just drove passed the lane. hahaha... then that car was stucked there...ops ops..sorry i bit blur sotong...

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Something nice to share...^o^

Just want to share something really beautiful with all of you..
I found this one particularly impacting and though provoking….
Very thoughtful one…
Just sit back and enjoy the true meaning..

~The one who take your hand but touch your heart is a true friend.

~We seldom think of what we have, but always think of what we miss.

~Don’t cry because it’s over now, laugh because it happened.

~What happens; happens for a reason.

~Don’t make an effort because the best thing happens, when you least expect them.

~Plan for tomorrow; Live for today

~The greatest events aren’t the loudest but the quietest hours.

~Life is drawing without an eraser.

~Love doesn’t require two people look at each other but they look together at the same direction.

~Perhaps GOD would want you to become acquainted with many different people in the course of your life, so that when you meet the right ones, you can appreciate and be grateful for them.

~The more precisely you plan, the harder destiny will hit you.

~Everybody sees how you seem, however, only some know who you are.

~The most difficult lesson to learn is: which bridge in life to use or which one to break off.

~He who would like to have something he never had; will have to do something well that he hasn’t done yet.

~We shall be glad that we have: ….
Air to breath, fire to warm you, water to drink and the earth to live in.


Love is jealous, love is unkind and love is for fools.
But the fools among us know that other words are true;
Love makes the world go round. to celebrate the romantic who keep hope alive and those who know the true joy of making love work.
Tell me what do you think about Love !!??

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

50 Romantic things to do for your beloved one...

Hey boys & gals..herewith some ideas and tips for you to "wow" your beloved one..spice up your life..but some sound very SILLY / STEWPIAK one...*wink*

1. Watch the sunset together
2. Whisper to each other
3. Cook for each other
4. Walk in the rain (remember with umbrella..haha..)
5. Hold hands
6. Buy gifts for each other (small little one will do, no need luxury one..:P)
7. Flowers ..roses
8. Find out their favurite cologne / perfume and wear it every time you're together.
9. Go for long walk down the beach at midnight
10. Write poetry & send e-cards for each other
11. Snap lovely picture together
12. Say I LOVE YOU only when you mean it and make sure he/she know you mean it.
13. Tell her that she's the only girl you ever want. Don't lie!
14. Give random gifts of candies (chocolate) / soft toys/ books
15. Spend every second possible together (better buy super glu and stick together)
16. Look into each other's eyes (eye contact is very important)
17. Very lightly push up her chin, look into her eyes, tell her you love her, and kiss her lightly.
18. When in public, only flirt with each other.
19. Put love notes in their pockets when they aren't looking
20. Buy her a ring
21. Sing to each other.
22. Always hold her
23. Taker her to dinner
24. Pillow talk & baby talk
25. Hold her hand, stare into her eyes, kiss her hand and then put it over your heart.
26. Dance together
27. Let her fallen asleep wit her head on your lap / shoulder
28. Shower together with rose padels & candle light ?? (opps....!)
29. Make excuses to call her/him every 5 minutes (kinda annoying one leh..:P)
30. Even if you are really busy doing something, go out of your way to call and say I MISS YOU.
31. Call from your vacation spot to tell him/her you are thinking about him/her.
32. Remember your dreams and tell her about that.
33. Tell each otehr your most sacred secrets / fears
34. Be prince charming to her parents (Wahlao!)
35. Brush her hair for her
36. Hang out with his/her friends
37. Do house chores together
38. Take her to see a romantic movei and remember the parts she liked.
39. Learn from each other and don't make the same mistake twice.
40. Describe the joy you feel just to be with him/her.
41. Make sacrifices for each other.
42. Really love each other but don't stay together (huh? illegal cohibitate?)
43. Love yourself before you love anyone else.
44. Learn to say sweet things in foreign languages
45. Dedicate songs to him/her on the radio
46. Fall asleep on the phone with each other (this is really wasting money!!idiot!)
47. Stand up for them when someone talks trash
48. Hug & cuddle each other
49. Do shopping with him /her together
50. Never forget the goodnight kiss and always remember to say "SWEET DREAM"

Monday, November 21, 2005

About Love....

What Color Heart Do You Have?

Your Heart Is Red

You're a passionate lover - you always have a huge fire in your heart.

Too bad it's hard for you to be passionate about just one person!

Your flirting style: Outgoing and sexy

Your lucky first date: Drinks and dancing

Your dream lover: Is both stable and intense

What you bring to relationships: Honesty

What Color Heart Do You Have?

Haha..of coz i've a red heart...what else?

Dilly Dally

One day 24 i dilly dally here? erm..may be yes ..may be no...
just don't dispute about it, i'm sick and tired about that...
times just pass without your acknowledge...won't stop because of you or me...
so have to fully utilize the times to the maximum as u can..why not?
ironically, sometimes we just spend too much of time on some stewpiak issue and wasting too much time of being an idiot not doing anything. Yes, sometimes i can be the one so called IDIOT...Asswipe... erm..sometimes being hate myself yeah...

Wait.. wait.. wait...

Optimism is waiting for me..i should think optimistic bit..Like what Bryan said so, just change those u hate yourself..change to better gal...ahhaa... AM I A REALLY BAD GAL? i not even understand myself...can someone tell me about that? Argh.... god know..That always is state of being imperfection...

We should think of how lucky am i here, i still can indulge the yummy food, have a secured work (eventhough pay a peanut), have a power to voice out something, able to sleep tight at night.. cling together with some friends whenever i need...Look, there still many unfortune people worst than me now.. yeah.. i know..i been thru an irredeemable loss in my relationship.. in my life... such a great pain in my heart.. i'm a failure in relationship, but manage to deal with grieves..disaster...start all over a brand new life. Don wanna live in labyrinth again...will become loopy....dejavu may be.....
dun expected you give 100% care and love will receive the same in return.. sigh...the irony of fate..Nothing is fair enuff in this world..u have to gain your own respect..wanna to gain something, have to give in / let go others as well. Barter trade...

Tell me man will have a better life than a poor one? May be money can buy happiness? Money can make everything become possible, don't you think so? if a poor man inherits a large fortune and dies a month later, one might call it one of life's ironies. Who doesn't wanna become rich man? But if you born in poor family, it doesn't mean you will be poor forever..
If you are lucky enough born with golden spoon, that's your good karma. Should do more good deeds and enjoy & treasure whatever you are having now. Well, do you believe what goes around and comes around? The earth is round...everything will be back again...just you won't know when.....

Argh...I need to shine my own life again, alive for myself not for others...dun pre-judge me if you don't know me....dun advise me if i don't really need either... Let's see, tomorow might be another better day await us..

shall i immune myself to avoid getting hurts again and again? i need placebo..

Nah..just ignore me...leave me alone...i will cure my wound...

One fine day...faces irradiated with joy...

Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire

Hurray! Finally i manage to catch Harry Potter this movie on time with Lynne.
I woke up kinda late and rushed to the cinema collect ticket..phew..i was so lucky manage to find a carpark.. reached the cinema..whalao..long scary..coz Lynne told me..don worry lah..this IOI mall cinema sure got no people one. Thanks god that we 've reserved the ticket, so faster approached ticket counter, finally found out we can't sit together, because the line only allow one person and system also not allow. So that day i booked one ticket each time. End up we have to sit separately..and the cinema was full house! DAMN! No choice lah..
After collected ticket, we went Mcdonald. I had beef burger..yum yum..
Went inside the cinema on time, some people really irritating one. seems blind, can't find the number simply said others sit on his seat..blardy hell, thanks god is not my seat, if not i will open my mouth and shot him. Some couple came so already started..stand up and move in n out blocking view..damn..i feel wan to throw my shoe on them!! totally no sense of respect to others..and the uncle sit next to me ..another freak..keep looking at me...sitting style like at home..body full of ciggy smell..yuck! come on..look at the dark, nothing else u can see, be concentrated on ur screen!!
erm..this part of Harry Potter was GREAT! but Harry Potter no more cuteness, he has grown up..ahaha... looking forward next part of Harry Potter..^o^

Thursday, November 17, 2005

Light of my life

You are the light of my life; you used to be the one..
The fire in the heart, the star in the sky, always shine…
But I’ve lost you forever ever since the moment you’ve gone…
Look what you’ve done..

You will cover the blanket for me and put me to bed, pat my back… ensure the water bottle is at my side whenever I needed…to adjust the fan / air-con not so cold for me…

You will give me morning call everyday without fail to get me up to work. Every night will give me good night call too. No matter how late I back home, u will wait for my call and ensure I reach home safe.

You will do all mis-en-place for me whenever I cook in the kitchen. You are such a great kitchen helper. You never ever let me do pot washing and dish washing. You will go shop with me together whenever I need.

Whenever you fetch me back to hometown, you will check my car. Put my soft toy, pillow and blanket into the car. You will on my favourite music or turn on my favourite radio channel to put me to sleep in the car. You will stop at perhentian and get me some snacks, fruits and drinks. Whenever we go vacation, you will help me to pack my luggage and unpack my luggage.

You will let me make decision where to eat and what to eat. You will bring me go Yong tofu, Fried wan tan mee, Loh mee, Japanese food, Pan mee, Yin Yeon noodle, steam boat, etc. Every Saturday night you will bring me go McDonald get my favourite French fries, sundae ice cream, apple pie and ribena drink. Some nights at mamak for dosai, roti banana, malay stall tom yam soup, Chinese stall pork porridge and curry mee. No matter how late I crave for apple juice or others food, you will go out and grab for me!!

You always be the good listener. Whenever I being depressed, vexed, feel so down, frustrated, unhappy…you always be there for me, listen to my craps…my complaints… lend me your shoulder to cry on..

You will help to do house chores …mop floor, do laundry… never let me wash my car..just spoilt me badly.

When I so exhausted and tired, you will massage me.. rejuvenate me…Sometimes you will help to comb my hair after my showed.

You always show your care and love to others…but you not even care and love yourself, always spoilt your health till the day was coming and was too late to regret not being a good boy.

You’ve given me lots of happiness, even though we fight and quarrel for small matter, but it won’t tarnish our relationship.

You passed away in June 2005, we all miss you dearly and you will always be remembered as a kind, jovial, happy and a charming man. We miss you but your spirit is very much alive in our beautiful and fond memories of you.

I am very much grateful to have you in my life before, from the moment you step into my heart…. I do cherish those priceless moments and keep you closed to my heart.

Life is so fragile and in such times, one can only seek solace in one’s own family. But when they are not there, it is by having faith in what is good and true that will pull you through. Despite all these happened in 2005, I am glad to accept the outcomes with courage and supports. Life does indeed go on…

Be still my little heart, for I am at peace.

Rejuvenate...Indulge myself..

My yummy steamed egg with choy bow
Body Shop Peppermint Foot Scrub

This evening i've told myself in the office..i gonna to pamper myself tonight...^o^
I was surfing net in office till 8.40pm, reached home after 9.20pm.
Erm..tonight i craves for egg again...let me see what i can cook..YES! steam egg!!!!
So i cooked steamed egg with choy bow..then i heading to take my own sweet time for showering...lalalala..hey, dun peep ok!
I used orange and honey shower gel with uplifting orange refreshing..(coz i was being so sleepy head in office, dozed off 2 coffee in the morning)Thus, i need some "refreshment".
Then i enjoyed peppermin cooling pumice foot scrub from body nice! what a heaven...the peppermint oil helps revitalise tired feet. After that, can feel the feet so smooth.. SYOK!!**Remember to get their peppermint foot spray, nice nice!!**
After done my shower, did my facial mask..coz these days pop up lots of pimples..damn it! need Clinique emergency clay mask to help me!!! pls help me!!
deng deng deng deng...time for dinner...check my steamed egg nice!yum yum! let me taste it first, wahlao! damn "tau-fu-fah"..hurray! next time can let mummy try it!
What a day...after a tiring working day..should indulge myself yeah...NO SHIT!

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

DoDoBird Camera

This morning Dodo Bird aka Netto proudly presented his new camera to us (my boss, me and sleepy beauty). He has the initiative to tell my boss that he wanna to do photo shooting for all beverages. Sounds good, at least he has some improvement yeah! Just wondering what kind of drama he wanna to act. *wink* ~ pondering~

Netto: Boss, look here's my new toy..and i bought a roll of film too. I'm planning to do photo shoting for the cocktail session.

Boss: Let me see, what's that? Whalao..What's that ah...your new toy camera looks like "real toy" instead of real camera. Look, it looks so FAKE, why tis all made from plastic aluminium one. sorry to say, this is the first time i saw the most lousy camera in the world!

Netto: Boss, It costs me RM1000 over lah..It's good and latest camera lah..OLYMPIA JAPAN you know that? modern one..many people used it in Japan one..

Boss: Are you sure or not? It's a plastic piece of thingy. Not a camera must be kidding me for this so called modern big pieace..long and bulky with lousy design. where you bought it from?

Netto: I bought from PETALING STREET!! boss.

Boss: * laugh out loud * @#$%#$^% What? i think you been cheated lah..come on..dun waste your money. U are saying this camera can do digital and manul film? sure?

Netto: Yes, he shopkeeper said so. But i still don't know how to use it. it's brand new.

Me: Where's the warranty card ah? No identification as well? a piece of manual? seems not manual leh..I also never see this kind of design also (very very old and outdated one..remember wong fei hong's movie huh? with string pulling one). Also, look at the logo, totally is not olympia original logo lah..look, the on and off button like baby toy's button. I also duno how to operate it.
* Trying out the camera * the lense totally canot focus and twist..GOSH...(P/S: Only got OLYMPUS CAMERA LAH, where got OLYMPIA one)

Boss: I think you bought the wrong camera..why not i lend you my digital camera, then u shoot and have a look whether is nice or not, no need waste money to buy the film with negative one, and you can't actually view the picture.

Sleepy Beauty: * nod nod * yeah yeah...this is dinosaur camera. How come u bought it in Petaling street? cheap ah?

Boss: Not worth it should bring someone know camera one and dun simply waste your money for this junk!

Netto: Erm..i still think it's good enough!i wan to try my own new toy camera lah.

Boss: Wait, listen to me. I'm boss. tomorrow i will bring my digital camera, so you gonna to prepare the all cocktail mis-en-place wait for photo shooting. okay? I don't trust your camera!! later wasting time and afford..

Netto: *sour papaya face* okay lah..

Sleepy beauty: That's Mr. Bean's Camera version !!!

Netto: *speechless*

What a big joke in the morning! This DoDo Bird aka Netto always does something stewpiak and talk nonsense. Crappy person! Always said how good is smart is he..end of the day did all stewpiak stuff. DUMB ASS! make people around here suffering and need to collect shit for him. Futhermore, he has Sleepy Beauty as his strong back up, coz Sleepy Beauty always will support him. U know that? Father & Son!! Why so called Sleepy beauty? This Sleepy beauty also known as Slow Moving Item.He can talk half way just doze off.. haha..eye lid half open..always in day dream...walking in slow motion..everything lacking..ask him everything always say "dunno"..ehhehe....

Are You Attractive?

You Attract A Good Amount of Guys

While you may not get the most offers in the room,

You've got a good thing going - dating wise

You could flirt more and dress up a bit to attract more guys

But in general, you are doing just fine!

Are You Attractive? Take This Quiz :-)

Find the Love of Your Life
(and More Love Quizzes) at Your New Romance.

What Kind of Chocolate Are You?

You are White Chocolate

You have a strong feminine side with a good bit of innocence thrown in.

Whether your girlish ways are an act or not, men like to take care of you.

You are an understated beauty, and your power is often underestimated!

Are You a Good Girl or a Bad Girl?

You Are a Normal Girl

You are 50% Good and 50% Bad

Sure you've pulled some bad girl stunts in your past.

But these days, you're (mostly) a good girl.

How Sexy is your Vibe?

Your Vibe Is Secretly Sexy

Sexy isn't exactly a word you'd use to describe yourself

But you have a quite allure that certain men feel appealing

You don't need to flaunt your stuff to be sexier

A little more confidence in yourself, and you'll really light up a room!

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Something to share about....

**Click on the picture to have better view**

Monday, November 14, 2005

Is It Lust or Love?

It's 80% Love and 20% Lust

You and your guy are truly in love, even if that spark seems to be a little dimmer.

What Flower Are You?

You Are A Lily

You are a nurturer and all around natural therapist.

People see you as their rock. And they are able to depend on you.

You are a soothing influence. You can make people feel better with a few words.

Your caring has more of an impact than even you realize.

Are You a Diva?

You're Part Diva

You know that a girl's gotta work it to get her way in the world.

And while you aren't about to throw a tantrum at every turn...

You do amp up the drama when you know you need it.

You mix charm, honesty, and kindness to get ahead.

How Girlie Are You?

You Can Hang With the Guys and the Girls

You've struck a good balance between girlie and laid back.

You can keep it casual but when you dress up, you are as girly as the next girl.

Are You Obsessed With Your Looks?

You Are a Down to Earth Doll

You're good looking and you realize that looks matter

And you also know that it's your inside that really shines

You do your best to look like an A-lister

But you devote most of your time to being a well rounded hottie

What Love Quote Suits You?

Your Love Quote

To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best.

Guys Like That You're Fun

Guys Like That You're Fun

You're the type of girl guys brag about knowing

That's because you're cool, funny, and laid back

You're smart enough to know how to be one of the guys

But flirty enough to know how to make them all want you

How do men see you?

Men See You As Choosy

Men notice you light years before you notice them

You take a selective approach to dating, and you can afford to be picky

You aren't looking for a quick flirt - but a memorable encounter

It may take men a while to ask you out, but it's worth the wait


My fren, Zen, she sent me an analysis test questionnaire, i just fill up and get this result. Somehow it is not 100% accurate, but some points are true. ^o^ so just guess which one is false and true?

*You are a person who is keeping things to yourself.

*You are a bit more choosy on friends and only hangout with those whom you think are on the same frequency.

*What you want in your life is half fullfilled.

*You are weak in your life and tends to be fragile.

*You have high sex drive.

*You have a few good friends in your life.

*Your last relationship is not a good one and is not memorable to you.

*Even when your partner is around you, you will flirt around with others.

*You've got a low ego.

*A humble personality is in you.

*You are not in good terms with your friends.

*Your partner is pure and good in your heart.

*Your partner is a very homely and humble person.

*You seek your partner whenever you are met with problems.

P/S: so far i back to single, still looking for soulmate..may b good partner..hahaha...

Sunday, November 13, 2005

Boring Sunday

Today is sunny sunday..but i didn't do anything...
i got up at 9am becoz of stomach upset, after that tried to sleep again...
SHIT! i got a terrified i know..i hardly to have dream during my sleeping time.. i dreamed of someone passed was so real...but someone i knew and was happened 4 months ago..but in this dream was different location with different scenario..somehow the same person passed away..:( sob sob..
then i woke up..sweat...
turned myself another way round tried to get sleep again..snuggle my soft toy..cuddle pillows...closed my eyes...
suddenly one phone call woke me up again..what to do..i wanna screamed at the was my papa...just mumbling whatever i want and hang up..
The next ..i opened my was 4pm..GOSH! i really can sleep..shshsh...i know i am a piglet!
After cleaned up myself, drove my car to petrol station...then end up at Giant supermarket. shop for something i wanna to "chew"..
Back home..prepare for mis-en-place...then continous with my house chores...
Look at my dinner menu.. i cooked salted vege soup with tomato and tofu, fried tofu with oyster sauce, fried onion egg...yum yum...not to forget i still have my macheroni pasta...=) Bon appetite!!!
Another boring sunday is going to be overed...
P/S: today didnt go out because my fren he FFK me again...sigh...:(

Thursday, November 10, 2005

SFSMS Finally Overed!

Yesterday was a shitty day!
People get paranoid and panic...Sigh..the first person was the ORANG TUA!
Everyone running around like chicken without head, doing cleaning tasks and checking for all outlets and kitchens, to ensure everything is up to standard and tiptop. Don't let the auditor pick and find the defects and mistakes. Short training session was going for newbies.
I just being relax in office, pretend very busy checking my documents..keke..don really wan to give a damn shit!
then what happen was..this orang tua came and told me 4 times in a day..that want me to check others member's files..can you imagine we have 12 of us...i need to check them one by one..come on..that's not my job!! everyone should take ownership and take good care of their documents for this audit. If anything goes wrong, then i become culprit? FUCK him lah..he told me tat's the BIG fucking orang tua idea..SO WHAT?
I straight away told him off on his face that : THAT'S NO WAY! I'm not gonna to do that for you for god sake!I've being so helpful that forwarded all related documents thru corporate mail and send all reminders and even informed how to do so. then is that enuff?
Then this orang tua face turn black..and keep arguing with me. So i dun give a fuck to him, i just walk off do my work. Just show my ignorance.. I don't wanna become another stewpiak asshole to do others people job, why not they give me half of their salary if they really don't know how to perform and need i do everything and spoon feed them?
then this asshole orang tua even idiot.. he sit in office keep doing QAT audit (tell you what, this audit u need to walk around and checking the condition, being honest to write down your finding and comments) But he didnt do so, just sit there doing FAKE audit report into PALM system. Also did for others people..But guess what? he did for 4 members' audit on their behalf, but all at the same outlets, same audit, same issue and same points. That's pointless to do the audit like tat way!
Then he asked me to check the website after synchronized the data up to the server, then i told him the percentage% of the audit haven't reach the target as per policy, otherwise we will facing difficult to achieve the passing score. If we fail, he gonna be FIRED his ass out from here! ahahahha...Then he became pathetic and angry with everyone of us!
Based on the data report, only showed number of items audited scores keep increasing but not the number of outlets. So i told him the problem and the fact, he refused to listen to me and show his anger to me. I was so pissed because of his working attitute. If you are capable and steady, why u so panic at the last minute? if you know what you are doing, why u show you are totally in blank? I told him have to do others outlet instead of keep focus at same outlet, thus the percentage will go up!!
Then when i wanna leaeve the office at night, he stopped me and asked me wait for him let him finish the last FAKE audit report. Honestly, i look down at you!!!!ORANGE TUA!! you have no gut to admit that's your fault! Try to push the ball around and blame on others!!!
Finally, the SFSMS audit was overed..the auditor was so kind and let us pass. Whole day everyone seems in DRAMA school, so FAKE!
Phew.. i feel released...

DoDo Bird! Expired Goods!

Today got one DoDo Bird brought a tin of nescafe, few packets of ronalfield tea leaves stepped in my office. I was engaged on the phone, and this DoDo Bird was so eagerly wanna talk to me, but i make him wait...
DoDo Bird (netto) pointed the items on the table and asked... mind you, DoDo Bird is a manager...

DoDo: "Hey, let me tell u this story...blablabla ...What to do with this huh?"

I just looked at the items, and realized that all expired goods lah!
Me: "So?"

DoDo:" Can i throw away all the packaging and store them in container and use again? If i throw i feel sayang lah... But still can use right? so people can't see the expired date!"

Me: *vomit blood* "Why you wan to keep those expired goods? Just discard them with spoilage form. Since already can't use it anymore"

DoDo: "Why can't use?I don't know how? What to do with them ah?"

Me: "Look, it's nothing to do with you. It's not your fault to cause this items expired, why you so worry? Just throw them away!! If you were guest, would you happy to have expired items and you are paying bloody money for it?...NO right? U will definately unhappy about it!"

DoDo: " But..but...i think still can use lah.."

Me:" Ok..if you like it, just bring them home do whatever you like!" * bring home for your shower time lah*

DoDo: " Erm..ok lah..if i discard them will affected my cost how ah? and when i need the items i still need to requisite again and charge to me lah..."

Me: *Sigh* " Look, these expired goods already one yr plus, all slow moving items.. cost already charge in one yr ago..why you so worry? just give spoilage form to cost controller, she will know what to do with it. If you don't really need them in big quantity, just inter transfer loh.. What so difficult to solve this bloody problem?" * really idiot lah! this DoDo bird!*

Dodo: "So you mean is ok for me to throw away? then i can requisite again lah. Then it will become slow moving item again."

Me: "Do you understand or not? Just discard the expired one!! If not i tell boss lah!" *raised up my voice ady"

Dodo: *nod nod* "ok ok ok" * showing a pitiful face*

Duh! wondering why hired such a STEWPIAK person ah..simple thing also canot think of solution..really brainless one.. 40 yrs old liao..this faggot still canot make up his mind..everyday just act like BOllyWood Actor drama show to fact..he's an empty can! He know nothing else! for GOD sake pls fire him lah! wasting company money to hire bunch of monkey lah!!
He is very good actor..can nominate as Oscar Award already. *Grin* Very good in bullshiting people one..No SHIT!

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

If Malaysian IC get too computerised...

Soon, our new IC will have all our personal Info stored in the chip. I believe this will happen...

Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your..."

Customer: "Heloo, can I order.."

Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?"

Customer: "It's eh..., hold on......110298-55-5460"

Operator : "OK... you're... Mr Singlet Singh and you're calling from 17 Jalan Kayu, Kampung Selamat Indah. Your home number is 40942366, your office 76452302 and your mobile is 0142662566.Which number are you calling from now Sir?"

Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?"

Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir"

Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."

Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"

Customer: "How come?"

Operator : "According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir"

Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?"

Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it"

Customer: "How do you know for sure?"

Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" from the National Library last week Sir"

Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost?"

Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is $49.99"

Customer: "Can I pay by credit card?"

Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank $3,720.55 since October last year. That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir."

Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighborhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives"

Operator : "You can't, Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today"

Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?"

Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle......."

Customer: " Wat!"

Operator : "According to the details in system, you own a Scooter.....registration number 1123..."

Customer: " *'!^ *%^**%^*"

Operator : "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987 you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman... ?"

Customer: [Speechless]

Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"

Customer: "Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?"

Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic....... "

tu .... tu .... tu ........

Monday, November 07, 2005

Lovely China Doll

This is a dolly from Eve Lynn, she gave it to me when i met her up for lunch. I was so happy that she really remember me and bought me a souvenier from China. So sweet yeah! ^o^ Thanks alot, Eve!
Today 2 lovely babe, Bee Fong and Eve Lynn came for lunch with me, we picked and choose, end up with buffet. What a shame that said as having thai promotion, but seems nothing to eat!!
Look at the appetizer counter, one hand count, not more than 10 types of appetizers. Look at main course counter, evenworst! less than 6 chafing dish, carving station went missing, action counter chef was missing in action. End up Bee Fong was cooking pasta for us, 3 of us were chit chating there, suddenly one big fat ass lady came, asked Bee Fong: "Hey, what's is this ah?"
Aiyo..u blind keh? pasta canot see meh..then she pointed 3 bowls of sauce, asked again:" what sauce is that ah?" The most ridiculous was, the fat ass bitch told Bee Fong that : "Hey, i want this with white sauce." Then she walked off. Both of us just "stunned" there... WTF! hello..bitch, we are guest too. Anyway, Bee Fong was so kind enuff cook pasta for her.
We really had a great time together, catch up some gossips and talk crap..:P

What dreadful car service!!!

Last saturday when i back to town, Lee Xian informed me that my car seems got oil leakage. she saw some red engine oil dripping out. I was bit panic, in my mind "shit, i need to spend money again for my car!!"
I know nothing about car thingy, i just know how to start and drive it all the way out. I just sent my car to car service 2 weeks ago and cost me RM2xx over for that. That's impossible that my kinda new baby car got problem. I sms my buddy seek for advise n solutions. One thing for sure that the technician was lousy,didnt pay attention and for GOD SAKE provided poor service and charge me a bomb! Keep pursuits me to change this and that. So i decided change my gear box oil plus normal car service.
Till aftern Ah Siong came and check for me, he also not so sure. Fortunately, Lee Xian introduced me to another member's workshop (WJ). So quickly drove to the workshop, eagerly wanna to know what's wrong with my car. Finally, found out that the FUCKING STEWPIAK technician didn't screw back the gear box nut. So gear box oil was dripping out from the gear box. Holy SHIT! What da heck the OSAGA's technician did, how the service ctr do business one, okay, the lousy service ctr is OSAGA service ctr which is authorized dealer service ctr for Honda & Hyundai. Dare to charge me and provides lousy service. Wondering how they do business one!? If the technician can did that to my car, why not to others too? Thanks god that, the nut didn't get missing, the kind WJ's technician helped me to tighten up the nut and double check the oil.
I was so upset towards this OSAGA service ctr, absolutely in my black list now! What dreadful car service i ever had. That was my first time sent my car there for service, also the last time too! Mind you, don't go there!!
Bloody Hell, this morning i called up the OSAGA service ctr, i screwed them up nicely. Then the clerk mentioned will inform the boss and call me back for solution. Also asked me for my car repaired receipt thus i can claim from them. Please lah! you think i have no money to pay or i will still go back there again? Just forget it! This kind of technician should get FIRED! Imagine if my gear box oil drip till dry up, i need to change the whole damn thing and spent another few thousand for that? That's awful experienced!
For GOD SAKE, please improve the customer service and charge with reasonable price. ASS HOLE!

Friday, November 04, 2005

Cough Cough..

What a silly of *me*!?
yesterday i just *digging* out all the "goodies" from my esprit bag, because i want to clean it.
Then suprisingly i saw a pepper spray there.
Erm..have a look, oh yeah..i remember this..
It's a gift from my late bf's brother, before he flied off to Shanghai.
He's a nice guy with a big heart,but with a different sense of ART's look. Mind you, he is a very creative person, he's director of art. Really salut him for his art works..=) and he really take good care of his brother, put it that way..spoilt his brother, he will give the best items to his younger brother. Really miss his wife home made sushi as well. But both of them in Shanghai now.
The last time i met him was ..sad to my late bf's funeral.. -_-
oh ..back to the HOT. PEP spray...
i shaked it, but seems empty i just twist red handle and press it. i sprayed it in my room, *for testing purpose*. GOSH! cough ..cough...sneezing... the pepper was killing now i realised that this BLOODY HOT PEP spray still in good condition to kick some ass. haha...End up i on the fan and exhaust fan, turn off the air con, quickly step out my room. ahaha..what a stewpiak act?! ;p warn you all, don't do it at home, it's dangerous!

Let me read the warning from the packaging:
Strong irritant, contents under pressure,contains oleoresin capsicum. Avoid accidental contact with eyes,skin or mucous membranes. Incase of external contact, flush thoroughly with water. Do not rub, symptoms disappear 2 hours.

The use of this spray for any purpose other than self-defense is a crime under the law. Improper use is a public offense. Neither manufacturer nor retailer will be responsible for personal injuries.

Wow! how about those pervert and desperate guy who get spray by this HOT PEP? they deserved it?!! *wink*

Thursday, November 03, 2005

Death is certain, Life is uncertain

These words are a clarion call reminding us of the need to put our own stuff in order, morally and philosophically, without delay, and to face each day as if it were our last.

Death is the only absolutely certain thing in life, yet how many of us plan for it and prepare ourselves adequately in advance to face it calmly? I think NO ONE will think of it. Everyone is scared of death, wonder what the life is after the death.

All human beings must die. The body disintegrates, breaks apart, and turns to ashes and dust. May be a few things we own that remains with us are memories, belongings (i.e. photos) and painful grieves.

There is no panacea for us. After all, might need a placebo to ease the pain.
We should appreciate the altruistic joy, the desire to see others rejoicing in their happiness, the ability to share the happiness and success of others. How often we share the sorrow and unhappiness with others?

No matter what, we should cherish the sweet moments, spend the quality times with beloved family and improve the quality of life. The stressful lifestyle has driven us crazy, just named it: mind with lust, mind with anger, mind with jealousy, mind of sorrow, etc. Everyone seems to focus on career achievement and exclusive stress on material development, tend to forget what is important in life? Then, look for lust in relationship, perhaps lucky enough to get a soul mate to accompany throughout the path of life.

Life is uncertain indeed, should enjoy to the fullest. Take a short break to consider how to get a fruitful life without regret.

“SEEING THAT LIFE involves incessant change and that it is subject to many forms of suffering, one with right understanding learns to live simply and to regulate desire. A wise and virtuous person is moderate in his/her desires and follows the middle way in all matters. Understanding the close connection between craving and suffering, he will realize the importance of holding desire in check by simple living.”

Happiness is independent of external things, though of course a certain degree of material security is necessary as a basis for inner development.

PranK! #$%$^%&^%@#!@#$&*&(*$%

Finally, after 3rd days I found out someone was playing a prank on whomever in C.Y. Wong’s frenz list. I was hoaxed by his friend’s false story.
He explained to me, his friend (named as A) would like to test on Wong’s friend. Hence, A created the false story and played a stewpiak prank. See who’s the real friend would care for Wong. What-da Heck!!
Anyway, I’m glad that Wong is in the pink of health. Phew!
Wong, you should cheers for our friendship!! That I really treasure you as my friend! ^o^

Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Ladette to Lady

Tonight was channel hoping session….What a boring night!! I know I have no life..some friend really mentioned that to me..”U are boring !!” ..yeah…insipid life…keep pressing the remote control..

After Korean soap drama episode..then LOST..then TV3 unknown HK show..Then a funny show called CHASE.. end up an interesting show called Ladette to Lady.
When I on it , it was on more than 15 min I presumed. So just cut the crap, there are 6 ladette in the show, they need to go through all kind of training for 3 weeks how to become and behave like a lady..Erm… wondering yeah..

Look, There are April, Jessica, Rachel, Claire, **ops..i forgotten another two lady’s name** just named them as P & L.
Non of them look gorgeous.. All are FAT ASS, except April has a good shape and blonde hair (another dumb blonde?!!)

Firstly, I saw the teacher taught them how to enhance their boobs, how to pick a bra and wear a bra…blablabla…screen showed up they all tried up different designed bras…most of them were surprising to see a wonder bra..hahaha…lace bra can show off nice nipple..mind’s so common to talk about bras..okay… push up bra to enhance cleavage…

Then following by learn flower arrangement..Learning how to pick a nice flower from a farm…Kewl! That is a skill should pick up!! Can make alots of money!!

Another session, teacher showed how to make own corset!! Oh Man! Wearing a corset will reduce at least 2 inches of your body size, push up the boob with deep cleavage, flat tummy..hour glass body shape.. **mind you that you will suffering that can’t taste much good food on table later on** muahahahahhaaaaa..o_O…^o^

Wow..i love the kitchen training part!! Recall back my culinary training…*wink*
Teacher was demonstrating how to “kill” a live lobster. One of the ladette was freak out and cried out her eye ball. That’s so funny! Lobster is not that scary tho… end up teacher only let them “slaughter” the cooked lobster..just get the chef knife and cut the lobster into half..nah..just portioning into half..nothing special…hahaha…

Another session, table etiquette. Basic 4 courses table set up and how to eat bread roll. Of cause eat the bread with finger and mouth tho..STEWPIAK! Jessica told the teacher, “nah..i don’t eat this n that one..i will throw out if I don’t like the food or those food I never try before..” The teacher told her off, “ no matter what, if you dislike the food, you still need to cut it into small portion and try out bit, this is a manner”. *grin*
The teacher really gave Jessica a hard time on table etiquette session. Jessica just swears like nobody business at the back corridor. **BITCH**

Okay, the BIG DAY is coming! All ladette been sent to a country house at New Yorkshire. A big bungalow with butlers and maids. The teacher randomly check the ladette’s luggage too, see how they behave like a lady. Guess what? Jessica’s luggage has been checked, all her clothes folded up side down, luggage packed in a mess.

At the same time, those eligible bachelors also check-in together. They were so thrilled and eagerly wanna to meet up some CHUN chic! ** hope they won’t be so disappointed**

The excited moment is coming… All ladette were busy dress up, make up, adjusting their bra in order to attract more attentions.. black gown, maroon gown, silver gown, red gown, green gown…

The ladette came down by pair by pair to the dining room….mingle around with those eligible bachelors and had a great time at cocktail reception. Then proceed to dinner time… some of the chic tried hard to vow the host and the bachelors… One of the funny shot, server served asparagus with olive oil, Rachel just wondering how to eat it…She just sit patiently and calm, observed how the bachelor start to eat the asparagus.. Oh yeah, she realized that eat the asparagus with fingers.. then she just followed take a bite..
Jessica was the terrible one, she tried on the Consumé and had quarrel with her trainer in front of the bachelor. What a waste, will tarnish her reputation and pull down her mark end of the day.

After dinner, billiard games and drinking session. All of them flirting and get drunk together. Some even misbehave themselves. Of cause had a great time together.

The next day breakfast session, everyone has a mutual look seems enjoy very much the companionship. After all, the tough time is coming. Evaluation session for all ladette which conducted by 4 teachers cum trainers. All of them will be evaluated one by one. End of the day, one of them will be OUT! Those remain one will keep for next episode and being continuous their training sessions and become a future “lady”. What a surprise, April was OUT! I think the teachers are blind!! Erm…favoritism!!! She has a perfect body, nice boob and she is blonde! Well, that’s her faith and destiny. The rest all with ugly look, fat tummy..sigh…but still can remain in the group. Look forward to next LADETT TO LADY yeah….!!!