Wednesday, December 14, 2005

What a DUMB ASS?!

Have you ever see a dumb ass don’t know how to use glue?

Today I saw one in my office!!

Actually the glue was “standing” in front of him and calling him “HELLO DUMB ASS I AM HERE!”, but he couldn’t find where’s the glue is. I think his eye been covered by STAMP or blind! Then I was at next door doing faxing. After all, I saw this dumb ass tried hard too open the glue cap by using stapler and knife. Try to SCREW up the glue cap and try to open the insert inside there…mind you, its bottle of brand new glue. Problem is, this dumb ass I think is spoilt brat first time to use / operate a new bottle of glue. WTF! Because he’s not even know how to do faxing and photocopying, we had show him several times, but he has no BRAIN to pick up and remember how to use because all of us will do for him and baby sitting him whenever he opens his mouth.

Imagine he called you 12.00 am midnight asked where the hell are you? He called you up just because of his house desktop can’t shut down due to his wireless mouse not working? For god damn sake that, even guide him through the phone how to look for WINDOW key to shut down also can’t find it on keyboard there, told him to change the new battery for wireless mouse and reset. But told me that “I DUNNO LAH!” *Fainted*

Wondering this kind of person is lazy? Don’t have initiative to learn? Or just being a dumb ass let people spoon feed you as long as you think you have money to settle everything!?

8 comments:

smashpOp said...

ahhshsahha i wanna meet this guy n slap him kau kau.. damn idiot..

Azxel said...

ooh.. you must be the new 'Human Tech Support' *lol* I won't be surprised if you married that guy sometime in the future.

Louyau-mike said...

wah lan eh .... like that also can? I really have to salut you for having such patience ler... i am cannot stand him like that if i were you.

"£"$%"^£^%$%^

Jo said...

oh my dear...he's my boss lah..my 3rd expatriate boss lah..41 yrs old with a lovely wife one..but damn CACAT one! of coz i won't marry to this kind of useless man lah. No MUMMY's BOY pls! one must be independant and can reliable one. Can take good care of me instead of i bcome nanny lah. i prefers mature one but not OLD man! LOL!!! coz i wanna be the one BABY. hahaha...

Jo said...

mikel, imagine ah everyday i almost wan to bang the wall and vomit blood kind of feeling? if he get from his immediate boss, i will following get from him for nothing one lah. one word can descript: work like HELL! get a peanut pay!! any one can offer me a better job or not? Sigh

Jo said...

hav you ever been thru such experience that asku to buy gas for his house? coz his wife was cooking half way no gas at all? During lunch time and working hours, need to bring one staff drive my car pick up the empty gas tong then went to shop get new one and deliver? Then also jammed the fucking morning traffic jam just need to pick up a form from embassy for his own personal use? phew..that's lots more to go on then...*wink*

Wimal said...

Keng! 41 years old and dunno how to do basic things. Really Keng! Gas also ask you buy ah? You his personal assistant ah?

Jo said...

i'm not PA lah..but he seems treat me as PA. but now i start to show my colour face d, try to ignore and avoid lah...
everything i seems buat dunno, if i know more, i do more what...