Thursday, July 27, 2006

Before and After Marriage....

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Before marriage. .
Darling here.. darling there...
After marriage.
Baling here... baling there..

Before marriage. .
I die for you. . .
After marriage.
"You die, up to you."
Lagi lama married. .
You die I help you!


Before marriage. .
You go anywhere. . I follow you.
After marriage. . .
You go anywhere. . up to you.
Lagi lama married. . .
You go anywhere better get lost!!


Before wedding
you are my heart, you are my love"
After wedding
"you get on my nerves. "


Before wedding
"you are sweet and kind just like
Cinderella"
After wedding
"you are worse than godzila"


Before wedding
Roses are red, violets are blue.

Like it or not, I'm stuck with you
After wedding
Roses are dead, I am blue.
You get on my head, I will sue you


Before wedding
Every makan he brings you to Shangri-La
After wedding
You want to go, he says you wait-la


Before wedding
She looks like Anita Sarawak
After wedding
Don't know whether katak or biawak


Before wedding
Weekends at Cameron,

Genting and Fraser's Hill
After wedding
Furthest you go is Maxwell Hill


Before wedding
He opens the car door
After wedding
He opens his mouth and snores


Before wedding
She / he was your ideal
After wedding
She / he becomes your ordeal

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3 comments:

LuUeE said...

hahaha.. VERY VERY TRUE.. Except for me.. la.. I am a good husband next time.. I won't let my baby become wrinkled.. I will force her to excercise eat healthy and sleep early..

In every marriage, husbands vow to make their wife white white fat fat.. But me.. Is white white slim slim..

LuUeE said...

Hahaha.. Jo.. to add on, I think couples.. dont know why la.. once they get married they believe they've got no competition also.. can't blame either parties..

Wifes get wrinkled.. so husband likes other younger girls.. I think sometimes.. wife also don really like husband that much since she is exposed to so many bad habits.. snoring.. Skit marks.. in the undies.. and so on and on and on and on..

So i think what bonds most couples till very old age.. is TOLERATION.. To tolerate all the bad bad habits..

BaBy JeE said...

eee... make me scared of getting married ler... and Ish... jus the other day, I saw one of my mum's fren husband walking along the road side with another woman... carrying an unbrella...

*pissed*